Ashley Olsen probably not undead, evil anyway
Article by Hope Alexander
August 07 2007. Article viewed 1551 times.
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Ashley Olsen did an interview recently for marie claire, an interview which was no doubt intended to show the deeper, meaningful side to the nondescript Olsen twin, but instead didn´t do much more than emphasize the fact that she´s become a shallow fashionaholic supporting the killing of cute little things, and big mean things with huge jaws too.
Ashely revealed her pechant for fur and crocodile skin saying ´I want to see the belly because I think it would look great across the back of the jacket.´as she fondled a lambskin. Is it just me, or is anyone else getting a distinctly Cruella DeVille moment there? What really gets her going though, is the skin of a Crocodile: “Crocodile is my fa-vorite!´ she reportedly said with great glee, and no doubt large shining eyes filled with the joyful promise of slaughtered trophies proudly worn.
Of course, as usual, the undead aspect was skipped over, in fact, it wasn´t mentioned at all. This was probably due to the reporter having to flee the building after Ashley decided her skin might look quite nice as a chair lining. History does not tell us what happened that day, but that´s what happened in my head. Now THAT´S what you call journalistic accuracy.
  
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