The latest news on the Lindsay Lohan front is that she has been admitted into some hardcore rehab in Utah. Who knew that the polygamous state would also be into rehab? Still where better to instill some good old fashioned values than in the bible beltiest state in the entire bible belt.
The name of the facility is suitably whimsical “Cirque Lodge”. Its kind of ironic when you think about it, Cirque Du Soleil (the circus) is possibly the trippiest thing you can see whilst still straight. Maybe this is some kind of subtle reassurance to their clients that life will still be exciting once theyve dried out.
Her rehab is estimated to last a minimum of 30 days and to cost her 30,000 dollars. A thousand dollars a day, what do you get for that? Luxurious surroundings, and the best therapy that star power can buy. Other star clients have included Mary Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff, both of whom are doing completely awesome now, so we can have lots of hope for pathological liar Lindsay.
