When I get a nice sunny day, I like to go out in my bikini and look through pictures of myself and just think how wonderfully fucking hot I am. Sometimes I have spontaneous orgasms just thinking about my own sexy body.
Youīve probably spotted that quote to be fake. There are way too few spelling mistakes in it to be correct, and not nearly enough about how fucking hot she thinks she is. Enjoy these pictures of Paris in a bikini, chilling out in the sun and looking at pictures of herself. Really this girl is only a few steps shy of a fully blown narcissistic complex. Unfortunately she shows no signs of wasting away like the mythical Narcissus, indeed she seems to be thriving, blooming by the day on a diet of caviar and champagne and self adulation.
One day Paris will be studied in psychological texts as one of the rare cases where it was indeed possible to have too much self esteem. It really does seem that she simply knows no bounds to her own sense of awesomeness. Maybe she could go teach high school girls to love themselves more as part of her charity work, I think she might actually be good at that.
Didnīt I hear rumours about a shared braincell with Nicole Richie and Lindsey Lohan? Iīm sure that Lindsey got that cell now. You canīt survive jail without one.
