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Lindsay´s parents sucked many monkey balls

Article by Hope Alexander
August 10 2007. Article viewed 1269 times.
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Lindsay Lohan´s bodyguard is blabbing about how sucky Lindsay Lohan´s parents were, and as it turns out, they were pretty damn sucky. According to him: ´From a young age, she dealt with her father´s physical, emotional and drug abuses as well as her mother´s drinking. At one stage Michael Lohan is reported to have lost his nut whilst driving:´slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off.´ Apparently Lindsay was just 16 at the time.

They were also fine with her sleeping with her 15 year old boyfriend when she was 14, and with her drinking at age 16 as well. The bodyguard also adds that Lindsay was the family cash cow and that her mother allowed her to behave as she wanted just as long as the money kept rolling in.

Well, isn´t that shocking. Totally. Who knew that Lindsay´s parents sucked huh? It should be illegal to use proceeds from a child´s labor to support your family... oh wait, it is. I´m pretty surprised they haven´t tried to use the other kids to pay the bills yet... oh wait, they have. Well I guess social services will have something to say about that.. won´t they?



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