This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
August 13 2007. Article viewed 7944 times.
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Another mental week of nipples and asses in Hollywood this week friends. There were old asses shown, and the promise of new asses to come was given by one of the major networks. The winner of this weeks slutty drama queen momma went, of course Britney Spears has once again managed to dominate the week via a series of up skirts, see through dresses, and topless make out sessions.
Oh yeah, just when you thought that Britney might be improving (ah, who am I kidding, this girl is screwed), she got topless in a hot tub with some college guy from her music video and proceeded to make out with him drunkenly all evening. She had planned to have him stay the night and more than likely would have introduced him to a whole host of STDīs had it not been for his friend getting alcohol poisoning and needing to be rushed to the ER. Lucky break kid, lucky break. Because she has such classy and close friends, there are of course, pictures of all this happening, so enjoy.
Shortly after that, Kevin finally snapped and went for custody of the kids. His lawyers have filed papers in the LA court, but really all they needed to do was file a bunch of paparazzi photographs for the past 8 months or so, that should be all the evidence they need.
In other Britney related insanity, Britney also opened her car door into someone elseīs car whilst in a parking lot, failed to leave her number or name or any insurance information for the owner of the other car, but gave the waiting paparazzi a pseudo up skirt instead.
For some reason best known to herself, she also decided that what good moms do is take the kids out to a restaurant dressed in a see through ass dress.
Amy Winehouse ended up in rehab after a three day bender of ketamine, vodka, ecstasy, cocaine, and a few other substances that culminated in her being rushed to the hospital with a drug overdose. Iīd feel sorry for her, but for gods sakes, didnīt anyone ever tell her not to mix her illicit drugs? Every second grader knows that much.
Paris had a quiet week, but she did take some time to lay out in the sun where the paparazzi could see her in a bikini, and check out pictures of herself in an album. I guess she just needed some Me time, to focus on how unbelievably sexy she really is.
Kim Kardashian triumphed over Paris, and is set to be the next Reality TV Queen. īThe Simple Lifeī has been axed due to the fact that E! decided both Paris and Nicole had been so over exposed in their real exploits that their lame pretend reality escapades just didnīt really cut it anymore. But never fear! Kim is coming with her massive ass to heat things up, hopefully episodes include things like Kim going panty shopping, and Kim going to the beach, and uh, Kim changing panties, that sort of thing.
Thatīs it for this week, stay tuned for next week when Paris, Britney and Lindsay all strip naked and dance the hula, or something.
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