Mary Kate Olsen makes out with 63 yo
Article by Hope Alexander
August 16 2007. Article viewed 2013 times.
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So Mary Kate is clearly trying to get out of the tweeny icon business and into the serious actress business, and as everybody knows, the way you do that is by making out with 63 year old men. The film she´s doing this for is called “The Wackness” and it´s a totally deep and very artistic story about a drug dealer who swaps drugs for therapy. Somehow in all of this Mary Kate Olsen ends up totally making out with Ben Kingsley, who is, as I mentioned, very old.
This story reminds me of Internet sites I´ve seen where young ladies do intimate things with old men for the chance at stardom. So I guess this is pretty hot. I don´t know if you can pay $1.99 for a month trial pass to this movie, but I´d hop on all the deals you can find, if Mary Kate is going the slutty porn route, then I think that´s something we all need to be a part of.
Of course if she does this she can forget about being a role model for little girls worldwide. Even a five year old knows that making out with old guys is totally gross.
  
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