The Attempted Paris Upskirt
Article by Hope Alexander
August 20 2007. Article viewed 6294 times.
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And here is how they get the shots that you never wanted to see ladies and gentleman. That´s right, it´s a pic of some intrepid cameraman sticking his camera under Paris Hilton´s skirt, hoping to get a nice UTS shot. There are so many things wrong with this picture it´s actually hard to know where to begin. For one, there is the complete apparent cluelessness of Paris that some dude is practically in her clothing. How do you not notice that? Is she so desensitized to people being close to her that she doesn´t even notice when she´s being abused?
Secondly, what in hell´s name is this guy thinking? Aside from the risk of cracked lenses and disease, he must be the last guy in the world who doesn´t realize that he could just ask her to spread her legs and she would probably let him snap away to his heart´s desire.
To continue in that vein, enjoy some additional pics of Paris dressed like a harem girl and trying to eat a baby while she claws his butt. Because she´s a good person, really.
  
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