Blah Blah, Jenna Jameson, Blah
Article by Hope Alexander
August 23 2007. Article viewed 3783 times.
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Jenna Jameson has retired from porn and had her breast implants removed. An era has come to an end. Woe. Which current porn vixen will rise to take her crown? We don´t know yet, but the succession is likely to be won via wrestling matches to the death in large vats of mud and/or jelly. Either that, or a marathon fuck-off. That´s just the way they do things in porn country.
In light of her retirement and a return to reasonable breast proportions, Jameson had this to say:
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?... Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”
So, no more self molestation, and no molestation by complete strangers in return for money either. Enjoy your retirement Jenna, you sure as hell earned it.
  
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