Britney Tries Bungee Rehab
Article by Hope Alexander
February 17 2007. Article viewed 438 times.
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Britney Spears checked into rehab very stealthily a couple of days ago, but then checked right out again less than a day later when she realized that she was supposed to like, stay there and not do drugs. The rehab facility was apparently one outside the USA, and Britney has elected to return to Los Angeles, where she will no doubt live a happy and healthy life without rehab.
You know youīre doing badly when Lindsay Lohan is making better life decisions than you. You know youīre doing really badly when she actually sticks to them and you end up back where you started, looking for your next drink.
God only knows what the comeback album will sound like with everything that is going on in Britneyīs life, probably some slurred words, a lot of of drunken squealing, and glasses smashing to the rhythm of recycled Britney classics.
Here are a few pics of her ass crack, just to add to the general ambiance of this whole depressing piece.
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