A Guyīs Guide To Hot Girls
Article by Hope Alexander
August 24 2007. Article viewed 20859 times.
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As a guy you no doubt spend most of your time trying to get hot girls. Itīs an instinctual drive that cannot be repressed, one you were born with, one you must follow as surely as a mother bird must throw up in the mouths of her babies.
A hot girl, by definition for the purposes of this article, is a girl who at first sight, does not appear to be one that you can be with even though your desire runs rampant for her. Thus hot girls can come in a range of shapes and sizes, from the Paris Hiltons to the Lindsay Lohans, to the Roseanne Barrs if thatīs what floats your boat.
This is the only guide you will ever need to help you score with these delicious beauties. Using it, you can identify what type of hot girl you are dealing with, and then follow the simple guide to hot girl paradise. It works, oh yes, it works.
The Paris Hilton
The Paris Hilton thinks sheīs hotter than she actually is, and in some bizzare warping of reality, she manages to convince other people that sheīs hot too. If you ever actually look at Paris you realise sheīs kind of gangly, angular, and has a jaw line that would grace a pro wrestler. The Paris Hilton will usually come from a well to do background, a fact which enhances her appeal as well as disguises her numerous flaws with more cosmetics and clothing than can be found in most major department stores.
How To Score: Be ready and prepared to flatter her endlessly, and to hammer down your jealous instincts. Guys flock to this girl like moths to a flame, or to use a more appropriate analogy, like semen to a fertile egg. They cluster and bump into one another, all fighting for her attentions until she lets one lucky one in, or in some cases, several. Like an egg, more times than not it will be just one who penetrates her, but cases of two or three at once are not rare or unheard of. It may even be possible in the right conditions to have five or more successes almost simultaneously.
Embrace the fact that you are a helpless gamete, and enjoy the journey to her core. Donīt be worried about what happens tomorrow, and donīt plan for the long term. Even if you suceed you run a high risk of simply being assimilated into a new and much more complex being and loosing yourself entirely
The Britney Spears
Britney types are little prodigies. Cute and successful in their field, they nevertheless hold an air of confused innocence about them. The Britney will appear confident in public, but in private will often be the victim of crushing self doubt. The upside of all this is that she takes great care in her appearance, and so will stay hot for years to come. This is unless and until she is exposed to a little too much reality, which brings her crashing down in a flaming wreck of confusion and vice.
How To Score: The Britney is perhaps the easiest of all hot girl prey to bag. With her lack of self confidence she is drawn to rough confident types, so play the role. She doesnīt like to be treated too well, it scares and confuses her and too closely mimicks the adulation she feels she doesnīt really deserve from the general public. This is not a girl to fall on your knees for, rather make her stay on hers. Impregnating her several times will help to keep her in line, but be careful when walking the fine line between keeping her adoringly and slavishly yours with your sometimes distant and uncaring behaviour, and leaving her to her own devices too much, resulting in a massive meltdown.
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