Make More Money – Celebrity Style
Article by Hope Alexander
December 26 2007. Article viewed 18231 times.
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Everyone needs a little extra cash now and again. Even if you do make millions a year, unexpected expenses can come up (like bond money) that may stretch your budget. If you don´t make millions a year, don´t worry, just take some tips from the more famous among us. Celebrities are some of the best people when it comes to stretching every dollar out of themselves. You can too.
A Sex Tape
A sex tape is an excellent way to make a little more cash to line your pocket. All the cool celebrities are doing it. As a not so famous person, you can take this one of two ways. You can try the celebrity route, which is simply going “Oops” and acting as if the whole thing is a complete shock and surprise to you. You can then make copies and sell DVD´s of the sordid affair from a friend´s garage for a couple of bucks each. They´ll sell like hotcakes because they´re easily accessible, and cheap, a lot like you.
The second route is to admit what you´re doing, and post it on the web, on a paysite. All you have to do is let one person know it´s there, and before long word of mouth will have spread the good news amongst your friends and relatives. Even people who don´t really want to see you having sex will pay the fee and login, just to see if its really true. This works best if you hold a respectable job, like minister, or teacher. Unlike many people in these positions, you won´t be susceptible to blackmail, because everyone will already know. Bonus, yes no?
Sell Your Body
Not in the prostitution sense of course, not unless you live in Nevada, but that is a whole ´nother article. Your body is an excellent source of things you can exchange for monetary gain. Celebrity women are known to sell their implants, for example. Why on earth anyone would buy bags of silicone that have been encased in another person´s chest is beyond me, but several people are the proud owners of these types of “souvenirs”.
You don´t have to be a celebrity to do the same. You can have some implants put in, wander about for a few months, attracting men like moths to a flame, then have them removed and sold to the one who did the most banging into you and falling down, laying on the pavement and twitching on his back.
This method works extra well with the sex tape idea, and is one of those mutually beneficial arrangements, where one will boost the other´s sales exponentially. Don´t be shy, the celebrities aren´t, and they´re filthy rich.
Get An Extra Job
Sounds a bit mundane so far, yes? That´s because you´re thinking about it all wrong. I´m not talking about having one job working at the Burger King, then getting another delivering flyers. Hell no. You´ll NEVER get rich that way. You have to think big. You have to think like a celebrity.
Celebrities shamelessly switch entire career fields all the time. They go from singer to actor, actor to designer, designer to brain surgeon, whatever they want to do. You can do the same. Apply for a management position at a large firm. Just toss a CV together, and work on some stories about times you used your management skills to defuse a situation. Yes, the time you got your ass kicked because you mistakenly walked into the beginnings of a gang rumble counts. Use phrases like “liaised with both parties as well as took charge of facilities”, the fact that this means they both hit you with 2 x 4´s and you then hit the pavement will not be known to your prospective employer.
Collect Children
Children, believe it or not, can be very lucrative. Celebrities are well known for their exotic child collections. You don´t have to go so far afield to reap the rewards associated with having a brood of children. Once again, you have two options. You can breed yourself, and if you´re a female, breed to many separate men. This will garner you what the marketing specialists call “guaranteed passive income streams” meaning you don´t have to to a dammed thing and checks are still going to show up at your door every month. Or you can try the same sort of thing with fostering children. Of course, you then have several extra confused children running around, but you´re unlikely to give a rat´s ass.
I hope these tips have been useful to you. Now comes the most important of all, so read carefully. The most important thing you need is celebrity confidence. Remember that reality does not really exist outside of how you define it. Remember you are entitled to everything you desire. Be strident when your burger comes with cheese even though you asked for none. Push your mammary glands in people´s faces at every opportunity. This way, success will surely come.
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