Frenzied Paps go for Mary Kate
Article by Hope Alexander
August 27 2007. Article viewed 1950 times.
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The paparazzi have clearly been infiltrated by wannabe assassins determined to end Mary Kate Olsenīs reign of terror. When leaving a nightclub, Mark Kate was struck in the head with a camera. It sounds like a simple mistake, but when you think about it, it makes no sense. How on earth could a camera hit her in the forehead? They purpose of cameras is to take pictures, and everyone knows you canīt take very good pictures if youīre close enough to hit your subject in the head. Therefore, I must conclude that this was a dastardly failed attempt on the life of Mary Kate, the favorite Olsen.
Come to think of it, where was Ashley? Hmm? Nobodyīs even mentioned her yet. Sure, this could be the paranoia talking, but I think I know ill doings when I see them.
After being struck on the head, Mary Kate was taken back into the club so that her bodyguard could check her boo boo, before leading her outside the club again, and hopefully doing his damn job. Kevin Costner would never have let Whitney get hit on the head with a camera, what are they teaching these bodyguards these days anyway?
  
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