Jessica Alba Rubs Her Hotness In
Article by Hope Alexander
August 28 2007. Article viewed 2937 times.
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Jessica Alba was voted female hottie at the Teen Choice Awards, and her acceptance speech was very reminiscent of those talk shows where people who used to be fat meet their childhood bullies, (or that episode of Friends with Brad Pitt). Basically she got her own back on some guy who hurt her feelings when she was 8.
I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didnīt love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! [Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball ... I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.
That little bastard. Still you know there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth going on right now. And Jessica is totally cool for holding on to that one all these years. Now finally she can fire her therapist, or maybe get one.
   
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