Rihanna Avoids 29 Story Fall
Article by Hope Alexander
August 29 2007. Article viewed 1485 times.
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Yeah, that´s right, this is a story about someone NOT falling out a window, take THAT New York Times! It´s also a song about how Jay-Z apparently told a 14 year old Rihanna that if she didn´t sign a deal with him, he would throw her out of a 29 story high window. Rihanna recounts her traumatic tale: ´The audition definitely went well. They (Def Jam) locked me into the office - till 3am. And Jay Z said, ´There´s only two ways out. Out the door after you sign this deal. Or through this window...´ and we were on the 29th floor. Very flattering´.
Yes, the prospect of death is very flattering I quite agree. Why, once this nice fellow wanted to dry my brains and eat them while I was still alive, and I thought, ´Wow, I must be a great person.´
Still, I am sure it was a joke an all in fun sort of joke, though locking a child in his office until 3 am and threatening to toss her out the window sounds more like a call for SWAT than a record deal, obviously Jay-Z knows what he´s doing. Umbrella sales have never been higher!
  
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