The Magamba Guide To
Global Prostitution
Article by Hope Alexander
August 29 2007. Article viewed 27834 times.
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If there is anything truly awesome on this planet, itīs paying for sex. Some people say itīs lame and sad, but you know, theyīre probably married, or have girlfriends or something. Bastards. Prostitution, also known as the oldest profession has been around for quite some time now. In some countries and regions of the world it is frowned upon, and illegal. However there are places where you can legally get your rocks off in exchange for hard earned dollars instead of all that icky intimacy and someone bitching about the toilet seat being left up. Learn all about the fun world of Global prostitution with Magamba. What else are we here for.
The Netherlands
The Netherlands have long been known for their leggy blondes, legal drugs, and prostitutes. Perhaps itīs something to do with their proximity to the Northern Pole and Santa Claus, but these Dutch sure know how to party. It is said that you can find almost any kind of sex you want in Amsterdam, all you have to do is bring your MasterCard. Priceless.
On the downside, there are some pesky problems with human trafficking and whatnot, but there are downsides to everything. If youīre bothered with morality and conscience, you might want to stay away from the women enslaved from countries such as Russia, Africa, the Balkans, and of course, the Netherlands. If your lady of the night appears to be drugged out of her mind, be suffering the marks of beatings, or perhaps has a gun to her head, she might not be what you might call a willing participant in the process. What a downer huh. Still, chin up old chaps, there are less depressingly evil ways to get your freak on.
Of course, not all Danish prostitutes have been unwillingly coerced into the business, over the years, being a prostitute has become an accepted profession. A poll conducted in 1999 revealed that 78% percent of Dutch people surveyed considered prostitution to be just like any other job.
The UK
The Brits are funny old chaps. Prostitution is fine with them as long as it is conducted privately, and with some decorum one asssumes. Though the legislation does not expressly state it, the consumption of cucumber sandwhiches and tea can aid the legality of acts of prostititution. Where the British draw the line is in brazen displays of street hookers, toting their wares up and down the curbsides. Its messy, clutters up the place, and lowers the tone, which is of course, unnaceptable. So if you feel like a little paid nookie, just let your fingers do the walking, and youīll be right as rain.
New Zealand
Prostitution is entirely legal in New Zealand, so no need to duck and scurry into īmassage parloursī anymore if you happen to visit īpseudo Middle Earthī. Prostitution was legalized in 2003 when it became rather clear that nobody in New Zealand particularly gave a damn about anything that didnīt directly relate to, or interfere with the great sports of Rugby and Cricket. Prostitutes are now considered part of the economy, and like any other industry they need to pay attention to things like Health and Safetry Standards, Insurance Payments, and of course, tax audits. Legalizing prosititution has also been a way for the wily government to zone for prostitution, making it illegal to have a brothel next to a pre schools and other sensitive places.
Other countries in which you can get yourself a legal prostitute include Australia, Israel (hey, one reason to get behind Israel eh, nudge nudge), South America, Mexico and Canada, eh.
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