See Britney´s Bare Ass, and other mistakes
Article by Hope Alexander
August 30 2007. Article viewed 32466 times.
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Britney Spears may not be facing loosing custody of her children, but that´s not stopping her from wearing ´clothing´ that flashes almost her whole bare ass. Oh yeah.
And in other news, in a cruel twist of irony, especially for those of us for whom the Britney Spears Umbrella VS SUV incident lives on in infamy, it turns out that the single that has kept Rihanna at the top of the charts for over ten consecutive weeks, ´Umbrella´, was first offered to Britney Spears. That´s right, Britney turned down one of the hottest songs this year without so much as a polite ´no thank you´
A man on the scene before Umbrella was picked up by anyone says: ´I was working with Tricky (the guy who created the track) in his studio the day he finished Umbrella. As soon as I heard it I said, ´That is a smash, I have to have it,´ but he told me it was on hold for Britney. He waited but Britney´s people never called him back.´
Ooops. Good job Britney, managing yourself is totally working out. Maybe next you can move into a landfill, because that makes total sense too, landfills are virtually free housing, and your kids can just suck nutrients right out of the puddles!
   
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