Avril Lavigne Makes People Want To Stab Her
Article by Hope Alexander
September 08 2007. Article viewed 3255 times.
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Avril Lavigne seems to have her sights set on being the most objectionable celebrity ever. Really, whoever is managing her needs to get her to cease and desist all interviews immediately, because this lady is just so damn obnoxious, I´m pretty sure that the interviewer must have had a hernia just preventing him or herself from taking their pen/stylus/whatever and jabbing it into this blob of smug.
Check out the interview, and see if you don´t immediately and spontaneously form an ´I have Avril´ club in your own mind.
Avril is awesome, but it hasn´t changed her...
´Selling 24 million albums hasn´t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can´t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won´t get hassled. But that´s OK. I was born to do this, and so I´ve learned how to cope.´
Other people aren´t nearly as awesome as her...
´Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I´m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It´s good if you´re not easily ignored. And I´m not.´
Avril gives clothes to drowning people!
´I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ´Take it to Katrina!´ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ´workers,´ especially if they don´t make much money.´
If you don´t love her, there is something wrong with you...
´People love me and people hate me, but I´m comfortable in my own skin and that´s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you´re the loser, not me.´
  
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