Paris Makes More Money For Being Slutty
Article by Hope Alexander
September 08 2007. Article viewed 3621 times.
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Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark for a card that has a photo of her on it, and the phrase “That´s Hot.” This isn´t such a big deal in itself, I mean, yeah, Paris should be the one to make all the money out of the whoring around she has done surely, nobody else should be capitalizing on the fact that she´s been flashing her tits and ass for years now, desperately garnering enough attention to be called ´famous.´
What´s really rather retarded is the reason she´s claiming she is suing. Not because Hallmark is making money off her undoubtedly skanky ass, but because the card “invades her privacy.” Okay, so, what the hell? Videos of her having nasty and kind of lame sex are spread throughout computers worldwide, and that´s okay, but someone makes a damn card and all of a sudden she wants $50,000 in damages.
Actually, that number seems a bit low to me, which indicates that they´ll probably just settle out of court and give Paris a cut of the earnings from here on out. Which means Paris will keep getting richer, and, well, probably be hailed as some sort of Queen or Goddess in future generations.
  
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