See Britney In Rehab
Article by Hope Alexander
February 22 2007. Article viewed 552 times.
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Rehab can´t hold a hardcore rocker like Britney Spears for long, and less than a day after checking into Rehab in LA, she´s checked out again. Seems Britney just can´t seem to get a hang of this whole ´treatment´ and ´not being a drunken ho´ thing that they peddle at those places.´
Some light has also been shed on why Britney shaved her hair. Apparently Kevin Federline threatened to have it tested for drugs. I´m not sure it´s necessary to test Britney´s hair for drugs, I´m pretty sure if you just wave a swab near the girl you´d get positive readings for everything from heroin to qualudes.
It seems we were all wrong, oh so wrong about K-Fed this whole time, just look at the daemons he was containing. Perhaps if someone pays him enough money he´ll reconcile with Spears and put her back on the leash.
Hey, barefoot and pregnant was clearly working for her, she sure as hell wasn´t in an out of rehab constantly, shaving her hair, and the only people she was flashing her naughty bits to were her gynecologists, and they got paid lots of money to see it too.
After inflicting herself on the rest of us, Britney should just put her next album out for free to cover damages and the emotional distress that the world suffered at large. Unfortunately, even if there is a next album, its probably going to be incoherent mumbling to a background of children screaming and being ignored.
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