Good news people! It turns out that Christina Ricci isnīt dead, and neither are her nipples. After an extended period of being out of the limelight (Iīm pretty sure the last time I heard anything about her was when I was nine or so), sheīs made a come back by flashing her nipples. Itīs a testament to the greatness of our society that we reward those who flash their naughty bits, whilst the working classes toil to keep the wheels of industry going.
For some reason though, Christina looks pissed in these pictures. Iīm not sure why. Surely she knows she has her nipples out? Surely she knows that she is about to be catapulted back to fame and favor in all the gossip sites across the net?
Perhaps she doesnīt realize that her nipples are out, though I do find it odd that she fails to sense a breeze in the general area of her nipples. Do celebrity women have some sort of genetic mutation that makes them unable to sense when their breasts are showing? Someone should really look into that.
