Paris Hilton Outs Xtina
Article by Hope Alexander
September 11 2007. Article viewed 4575 times.
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Christina Aguilera might be pregnant if her breastalicious chest is anything to go by, but Paris Hilton ´outed´ her in Las Vegas, opening her mouth and declaring “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you´re gorgeous.” Now Christina hasn´t actually confirmed her pregnancy, which makes Paris´ announcement absolutely fucking retarded. What a faux pas!
Call me cynical if you like, but I´m thinking Paris just killed two birds with one bitchy stone. On one hand, she got to ´out´ Christina, thus depriving her of her pregnancy secret, and on the other she also got a backhanded jibe in at Nicole Richie. Wow, she´s like a bitch ninja, pissing off people left and right.
These Christina Aguilera pregnancy rumors are getting a little weird though. They´ve been flying around for months and months now, surely she should be the size of a house, or in the act of birthing a baby or something by now? Mind you, wearing hideous tent style tops is a pretty good indication of things. That top is so ugly she could actually give birth right there and people would still be mesmerized by the sheer grossness of the top.
   
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