This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
September 11 2007. Article viewed 31593 times.
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Breasts! Breasts Galore this week in Hollywood! And not the usual breasts either, breasts you may not have ogled in quite some time, so come on in and check out the finest Hollywood has to offer in the mammary department. Oh, and there´s also a naked teen star, well, the story about her being naked anyway, would love to show you the actual nakedness, but unfortunately lawyers can be nasty when they want to be, and we fear them.
So, on to the breasts! Christina Ricci slipped a nipple recently, which was probably a good move on her part, because she was risking falling into obscurity there for a while. Don´t ask me why she looks so goddamned pissy in these pics, maybe she´s a titty bit cold.
Jessica Simpson took her breasts for a walk, but she´s clearly very attached to them. Check out these pics of her fondling her DD´s while some guy whispers sweet nothings into her ear. It´s almost kind of nice to see Jess back, it´s been a while since she really showed off her rack. I guess being in a relationship killed her exhibition instincts there for a while.
For a breast trifecta we have Halle Berry, who is blissfully knocked up and showing it in her chest area quite nicely. Drool.
This weeks scandal involved little 18 year old Vanessa Hudgens, the lead actress in Disney´s
High School Musical´ franchise, uh, movie, or whatever. Apparently Vanessa took some naughty pics of herself to keep her boyfriend interested. Her boyfriend happens to be Zac Effron, the guy who plays the lead. It´s like the Hollywood equivalent of the slutty cheerleader and the quarterback.
Avril Lavigne gets an honorable mention just for being goddamned obnoxious, and when I say goddamned obnoxious, she makes that kid who always ran around pulling people´s pants down seem pretty damn cool and socially aware.
And for those of you who are just die hard Britney junkies, check out Britney being paid $100,000 to party and flash her crotch at a club opening in Las Vegas.
Oh yeah, and check out the damn near mandatory Paris Hilton up skirt. Disturbingly, she´s also intent on breeding some of her own spawn in the coming year. Horror!
That´s it for this week folks, check back next week for more slutty madness!
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