Jessica is gunna go country y“all
Article by Hope Alexander
September 12 2007. Article viewed 3624 times.
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Jessica Simpson has decided to make a change to her career, instead of singing pop songs and acting in terrible movies, she“s going to be going country. According to her Daddy she is: “talking about doing a country record and going back to her roots, being from Texas. Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing, and country music still believes in that.“
None of those words actually make sense to me, individually yes, but as a whole it just seems like a bunch of musical buzzwords. Country Music still believes in singing? I guess that makes sense, unlike other forms of music that believe in uh, penguins? Call me cynical, but I think we“re starting to see where Jessica gets her brains from here.
Country Music has along proud tradition of big breasted chicks warbling along to whiny songs, so I am thinking Jessica might be quite well suited to it. Speaking of Country Music, what the hell happened to Shania Twain?
  
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