Paris Is Fucking Terrifying
Article by Hope Alexander
September 13 2007. Article viewed 3141 times.
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Okay, so I used to think that Paris was just another harmless, vapid, and slutty heiress. But it turns out that she´s much more than that. Like a crazed German geneticist she apparently plans to adopt several blond haired, blue eyed little girls from orphanages around the world and raise them as her own. Wait, not just as her own, in her own image. Sources say: ´She´s been telling people, “I want a brood of little mini versions of me. I´ll raise them to be the most famous women in the world´´
Dear God. I hope that they make some sort of law against this, she´s certainly shown a penchant for collecting cute little things, just look at all those damn slightly retarded looking Chihuahuas. Check out Paris´ theory of child obtaining: ´Paris has been saying, ´´You don´t need a husband to have babies´ There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she´s hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes.´
Of course, Paris herself wears brown contacts, so any biological children she had would most likely be brown eyed. Hm, this reminds me of another megalomaniac who thought that blonde hair and blue eyes was the way to go...
   
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