Jennifer Garner Can´t Grow Balls
Article by Hope Alexander
September 18 2007. Article viewed 1074 times.
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Jennifer Garner recently bemoaned her inability to grow testicles in a hard hitting interview with Marie Claire magazine. You see, Jennifer Garner, the hot babe married to Ben Afflek and famous for roles such as that girl in Alias and Elektra, has decided that becoming an old, annoying, whiny talk show host is something that she should explore. Or rather, something she would explore, if she had the testicles.
(If you´re a guy, you might want to skip to the pictures, because the next bit is kind of wordy and talks about women things.) Jennifer says: “I feel like women, and especially mothers, are disenfranchised from our families; we don’t have the same support group around us that we did a generation ago. All my girlfriends and my sisters were having these same issues, and I felt like, ‘Why isn’t this being addressed?’ There are tons of talk shows, yet there’s nothing that’s specifically for them. But I’ve never gotten the balls to go out and do it.”
This issue sounds rather boring to me, and where is the sense in creating a talk show to talk about the fact that you don´t have any friends because you sit at home and watch tv all damn day? It´s a paradox! Or something.
  
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