I always knew there was something slightly off about Islamic terrorists, besides the fact that theyīre evil fucktards. And now it turns out that they donīt like Britney or Madonna! The senior leader of a Palestinian Terror group Muhammed Abdel â Al, (just the sort of name you were expecting to come across on a gossip site eh.) has weighed in with his opinion on the Britney Spears scandal. Apparently the 80īs have just caught up to the terrorists, because heīs not well pleased with Madonna either.
Muhammed had this to say: īIf I meet these whores I will have the honor -- I repeat, I will have the honor -- to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their Satanic culture against Islam...If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we will of course punish them.ī
Wow, just when I thought NOTHING would salvage Britneyīs career, along come the terrorists to give Britney the benfit of a swelling of patriotism. Stars and Stripes and star spangled banner and hurrah for Britney!
