Britney Spears Breaks The Law
Article by Hope Alexander
September 22 2007. Article viewed 1323 times.
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Even more scandal surrounds Britney Spears as she is charged with a hit and run, as well as, and get this one people, not having a driverīs license. Thatīs right, somehow the brilliant authorities have never managed to figure out that Britney doesnīt have a license, until now that is. A spokesman for the City Attorney announced: īAccording to the DMV, Ms. Spears was never issued a California license ever.ī
You know, there should be some sort of statute of limitations on stupid that comes into effect here. I mean, Britney Spears is one prominent driving lady. We see pictures of her driving cars all the time, and there have been plenty of scandals, how on earth did the authorities let this one slip for so long?
Seriously, what does Britney have to do to get noticed? She could have driven down the highway backwards steering only with her bare ass and all that would have come from it would have been a few more pics of that pudgy posterior. Shame on you authorities, shame!
  
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