Lindsay Causes Divorces From Rehab
Article by Hope Alexander
September 29 2007. Article viewed 1908 times.
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Lindsay Lohan must be a one woman vortex of erotic trouble, I swear. It doesn´t matter where she goes, this girl can somehow manage to get laid and high inappropriately. I bet if you tossed Lindsay into a Black Hole it would suddenly realize that its powers of attraction and suction were nothing compared to hers and simply dissipate in embarrassment.
The latest Lindsay story revolves around a chap is now getting a divorce from his wife because he reportedly banged Lindsay Lohan in the toilets of the a rehab facility. This story just oozes class so much that I am practically convinced it must be true.
True or not, legal proceedings have been filed against the “rock star” Tony Allen who plays in some band called Dead Stays Alive, which sounds really hardcore, but I guess their fame didn´t quite live up to the name. At any rate, the billionaire bit of crumpet he married is kicking him out. I hope she had a water tight prenup, otherwise this guy is going to have done Lindsay Lohan, and gained several million out of the deal, which makes him just about the luckiest druggie I know.
  
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