This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
October 01 2007. Article viewed 14136 times.
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Wow, what a varied and exciting week it was in Hollywood this week. We had nudity, more nudity, partying, fence climbing, trips to third world nations planned, it was all go. Sometimes I wonder how these stars manage to keep up with their own incredibly busy and infinitely sexy lives.
Paris hit the headlines again with week, and David Letterman gave her one hell of a hard time when she appeared on his show to promote her latest perfume and the movie she´s making, which happens to be a musical horror. Oh god, Paris is going to be singing and acting in what promises to be a movie horrific only in its execution.
In other Paris news, she´s really taking her vow to contribute to charity more very seriously. Paris has announced that she plans to travel to Rwanda to help the children suffering there. Personally I think she´s going to step off the plane, scream, gag, and run back home again within just a few hours. War torn, famine stricken, disease ridden countries just aren´t hot.
And in other, other Paris news, she climbed fences this week. Don´t know why, don´t particularly care.
Pamela Anderson regained some of her youthful spirit this week. According to sources, she´s been worrying friends and family by going out and partying hard with her new boyfriend, who happens to be the same guy that appeared in Paris´ sex tape. That´s gross.
Sienna Miller got pissy due to the unauthorized taking and release of photos of her nude in her latest movie ´Hippy Hippy Shake´, where she plays, you guessed it right.. a hippy, and a naked one at that, it would seem. Don´t get too excited though, the pics aren´t all that revealing, though there is a nice shot or two of her ass crack to be found. Classy.
Lindsay Lohan caused a stir in a fellow rehaber´s life when his wife began divorce proceedings after rumors surfaced that he and Lindsay had engaged in sexual intercourse in one of the bathrooms of the rehab center. Being a smart woman, his wife obviously knows that any time there´s a Lindsay Lohan sex rumor, its going to be true. This is such an accepted fact that it seems like it is going to stand up in a court of law. I can just see it now...´Yer honor, as Exhibit A, we´d like to present the well known and scientifically corroborated sluttyness of Lindsay Lohan.´
Beyonce struck out against Muslim laws that would have controlled how she was able to dress and perform at her concert in Kuala Lumpur. She has canceled the tour altogether, due to the fact that the Muslim laws there state that shouting and jumping around is ungodly. Sounds a bit Amish really, doesn´t it?
And for your dose of Dita sexiness, Dita Von Teese got all dominatrixy for a PETA campaign to encourage neutering. Personally I would think that turning people on with a picture of a sexy lady would lead them to find neutering to be more abhorrent an idea than usual, but I guess PETA knows what they´re doing huh?
PETA was on quite a roll this week, they also managed to get Alicia Silverstone to strip totally naked and proclaim the joys of vegetarianism. Yay PETA.
That´s it for this week, tune in next week for all the Hollymadness you can handle. Oh, and as a little treat before we go... check out pregnant Nicole Richie in her bikini...
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