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Screwing for money
Jimmy wanted to screw a girl in his class, but she belonged to someone else.
One day Jimmy got so frustrated that he went up to her and said Ill give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you, but the girl said NO.
Jimmy said Ill be fast, Ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down, Ill be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!"
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