Jessica Simpson May Be Just A Pretty Face
Article by Hope Alexander
October 02 2007. Article viewed 2823 times.
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Itīs a shocking revelation, but her recent movie īBlonde Ambitionī has bombed so badly that itīs not even going straight to DVD. The movie is so bad that it will only be released on a home shopping network, alongside things like the Magic Bullet power blender, and those silly things you wrap around your body to vibrate the fat away. Iīm not sure if you get one free when you buy one now, but I bet you anything that in spite of the fact that them movie is a complete disaster, Jessica will be right there on television, promoting it with her best charming smile, because damn it, thatīs just what she does.
Filming on her latest movie īMajor Movie Starī continues unabated, and it will be interesting to see if it goes to the big screen, makes it to DVD land, or if it just ends up as part of a special Jessica Simpson package deal that five people mistakenly purchase at 4 am in the morning when theyīre trying to buy a Ginsu knife.
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