You´re about to hate Eva Longoria a lot. There have been rumors about a sex tape circulating for a few days now but I had my doubts, and my doubts, well they turned out to be well founded. It turns out that the Eva Longoria sex tape is really nothing more than a skit for Will Ferrel´s Interweb site. A really, really, really bad skit. You can watch it here, but I really wouldn´t bother. The humor is lame as hell and the joke doesn´t really go anywhere.
Mind you, you do get to see Eva Longoria bouncing around in grainy night vision wearing a nightie, but that´s about all the titration you´re going to be getting out of this ´sex tape´. I´m kind of wondering how they got Eva to agree to do this. Surely she can tell funny from not funny? Apparently not. Apparently all Eva is good at is looking pretty and cock teasing the world.