Paris Has Another Birthday
Article by Hope Alexander
February 27 2007. Article viewed 540 times.
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With her first attempt at a party being completely lame, Paris decided to do what all the cool girls do. Did she let the whole incident pass by gracefully? Hell no, she had another party, which was similarly sad. Her first attempt at a birthday party involved Paris playing with a monkey while a bunch of midgets lead several goats around the room. I am surprised that more people didnīt attend, given that everyone at the first party was clearly on one big long acid trip.
The second party was somehow weirder. There werenīt any midgets with goats this time, which I personally think should become a party essential for anyone celebrating their birthday. However what the party lacked for in midgets it made up for with random guests like īThe Rockī, and Paula Abdul.
I guess Paris was just blowing the rest of her celebrity appearance budget. Nicole Richie was once again a no show, along with anyone who would seem to be a remotely appropriate party attendee. I guess this means being a total bitch can catch up with you no matter who you are.
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