Paris Hilton Attacked By Animal
Article by Hope Alexander
February 27 2007. Article viewed 711 times.
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Celebrities often do not understand that the world is not their own personal playground, so when Paris found that her per kinkajou, the ironically named ´Baby Luv´ would bite and scratch her when she fucked with it, she had to get rid of it.
Does this woman even understand the concept of animals? Who knows. She was trying to use Baby Luv as a prop for a photo opportunity, but the kinkajou struck back for all mankind and wouldn´t stop clawing and biting her. Paris persisted in messing around with it until a handler finally realized that the kinkajou would have to take Paris´ face off before she realized that it wasn´t a toy or a prop, and grabbed it and put it back in it´s cage.
All seemed quiet for a few days, but Baby Luv was just biding her time. She clearly remembered the indiginity Paris had thrust upon her at the photo shoot, and when given the opportunity, bit Paris so hard that she had to be taken to the ER for a tetanus shot.
It was at this stage the Paris realized that it may actually take time and patience to tame the kinkajou, something she lacks entirely. So, like an old starlet friend, Baby Luv was cast out of the Hilton home, hopefully still sporting some Hilton flesh in its jaws.
Baby Luv, wherever you are, we salute you.
  
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