The Olsens Rule Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
February 28 2007. Article viewed 399 times.
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Mary Kate and Ashley have extended their hold on the teenie age group, and it has been revealed that last year they made 40 million dollars. This is especially amazing when you consider that they didn´t seem to even do anything last year.
What they did do amounted to dressing weirdly, looking gaunt, and apparently learning to write strangely fond essays about their handbags, which the New York Times then publishes. Read this stunningly deep expose into the heart and mind of Mary Kate:
Timeless Brand Loyalty
By MARY-KATE OLSEN
I have a large, red quilted Chanel bag that I borrowed from my sister Ashley. I wore it to an event and never gave it back. Luckily, she´s moved on to another bag, so I´m safe for now. I´m not quite sure how many bags I have, but let´s just say I have a few. When I find a bag I like, I tend to wear it to death until I become obsessed with another one. This probably happens three to five times a year. But I always come back to the Chanel. The size isn´t overwhelming, and it has enough subtle detail to keep it interesting. I also have the smaller version in blue and in white, but the red is definitely my favorite. I don´t have a stylist — I´d rather just do my own thing and put together my own outfits. The chain-handle bag is the perfect accent to almost any combination I come up with. I look at everything with a designer´s eye, but I wouldn´t change a thing about this bag. I think that´s why it´s a true classic.
Essentially this is like reading the scrawls of some grade school kid, except instead of being about a cat named kitty, it´s about something even less worthwhile. If this is the peak of Hollywood´s talent, then we´re in a very sad state indeed.
  
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