Celebrity Nipple Slips – The Escape Of The Nipples!
Article by Hope Alexander
October 12 2007. Article viewed 24708 times.
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It would seem that the keeping of one´s breasts inside one´s clothing is too much of a challenge for some celebrities. In spite of the fact that many employ other people to dress them, celebrities continue to lose control of their nipples at an astounding rate. Clearly celebrity nipples posess some kind of extraordinairy powers that cause them to break free of clothing.
Nipple slips are of course, well known amongst the slutty set, but even your average celebrity can occasionally slip a nipple. The usually sweet Claire Danes can be seen slipping her nipple (and her entire breast for that matter) in this MTV interview. Now, seeing all the way down her top like that gives me a fairly good idea of why she wasn´t wearing a bra, but surely someone in the business may have noticed how visible her breasts were going to be before they started rolling? I´m thinking someone did, and I´m thinking they kept quiet about it too.
Kate Moss doesn´t really do nipple slips, she likes to have her breasts hanging out for all the world to see. We could judge her for that, but it is her job as a supermodel to spend a great deal of time changing in and out of outfits at such a frenetic pace that it is entirely possible she no longer notices when she hasn´t put her top back on. That, and the crack probably starts doing your head in after a while. Really we should probably applaud her for simply being able to walk upright.
Britney Spears. Nuff said really. Anyone who couldn´t pick Britney´s nipples out of a line up has probably been living under a rock for the past year.
Bai Ling likes to keep her nipples well aired, which is fine, except for the fact that they are strangely large for a woman her size. It´s almost like she hunted down an Amazon, killed her, and stole her nipples. Which is probably what happened.
Paris Hilton has slipped the proverbial nipple too many times to count, although ever since Britney got heavily into the nipple slippage, Paris seems to have eased up on it a bit, but only a little bit. She made sure the world remembered both her and her nipples after she got out of jail and was relaxing in the soothing waves of one of Hawaii´s most famous beaches.
And of course, we can´t talk about nipple slips without mentioning Lindsay. According to some people, Lindsay and Paris used to have a nipple slip rivalry, where each of them would try to out do each other´s nipple slips. Ah for those days of innocence, before their criminal convicitons.
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