Lindsay Lohan Is Super Mature
Article by Hope Alexander
October 08 2007. Article viewed 3252 times.
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Well, its official, Lindsay Lohan will never grow up. She´s like Peter Pan, and that creepy old guy who used to sing songs but then decided to climb trees all day instead. According to E! Online, a source says that Lindsay doesn´t like Britney because she is taking away all the attention. Oh for god´s sakes. Being jealous of Britney Spears is like envying those kids in the famine commercials because they get more air time than you.
The source says: “She thinks it’s so funny that everybody’s worried about her. She says, ‘Oh, what a pitiful girl, they must all be saying,’ and then she breaks into hysterics,”
Maybe Lindsay Lohan knows something we don´t, like maybe there is some sort of secret pact between the young sluts of Hollywood, kind of like a Dead Poet´s Society, but with more upskirts and nipple slips. Is Britney doing this all on purpose? Is Lindsay omnipotent? Stay tuned to find out.
  
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