Britney Passes Drug Test
Article by Hope Alexander
October 10 2007. Article viewed 1356 times.
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Britney Spears has gone done good and passed the drug test she finally managed to wake up for. This is probably the most surprising Britney story we have seen lately, and its kind of a sad one too because damn, if the girl isn´t wasted, then she has some serious mental issues. She managed to give not one, but two upskirts around the time frame she was being tested in, and lets face it, being really high or drunk is pretty much the only reason why a grown woman should be so utterly and consistently unaware of where her panties are relative to the gaze of onlookers.
I´m kind of hoping she paid the guy who cleans her pool to pee in a cup for her, or managed some other high level sneakery, like a daring urine substitution mid test or something. If she at least did that then it means she´s just another sneaky junkie and not a very mentally troubled young woman.
  
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