Victoria Beckham - Sex Robot
Article by Hope Alexander
October 11 2007. Article viewed 2835 times.
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I´ve figured it out! It all makes sense now! I know why Victoria Beckham looks the way she does, how she can be so skinny and still walk upright, how she survives long flights on just a cup of peppermint tea, how it comes to pass that she has no wrinkles whatsoever, not even smile or frown lines, why she forgives endless soccer affairs, and how only a rich footballer can afford her. She´s a sex robot. That´s right. She´s not even a real person.
I guess I had suspected it for a while, but when I saw these pics of her posing outside the Louvre, I realized the truth. Not even the French are this perverse. This woman, she is not made of the same stuff as the rest of humanity.
No wonder her nipples are always so erect. Those things are probably made of some kind of space age polymer, specially designed for maximum visual impact, and to resist tearing under the teeth of even the most aroused rutting footballer.
If you´ve got a better theory, feel free to suggest it, but I think it´s pretty clear that Victoria Beckham will one day kill us all.
  
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