This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
October 22 2007. Article viewed 15984 times.
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Welcome to another wild week in Hollywood! There has been a little bit less of Britney in the gossip news this week praise the heavens! Instead the news has really been dominated by Kim Kardashian, her new reality show, her upcoming sex tapes, and of course, her tits and ass. Kim would be nothing without her tits and ass. Check out the latest news from celebrity land...
Lindsay Lohan showed that she is back from rehab and better than ever with a tasteful side boob shot. Thanks Lindsay, we look forward to seeing much more when you fall off the wagon. (That wasnīt terribly supportive now was it, then again, judging from the lack of a bra in these pictures, support isnīt nearly as important to Lindsay as attention.)
Of course, there are some reports that Lindsay has already fallen off the wagon. Shock! Horror! I can hardly believe it!
Amy Winehouse was in Norway this week, where they know just how to deal with junkie celebrities... arrest them! Well, for five minutes at least. Amy Winehouse and her husband were both arrested and fined for marijuana possession, then let go by the Norwegian police, who clearly have some kind of catch and release program in place when it comes to drugs. I suppose that way you can keep making money off the dirty junkies.
Kim revealed her inner motivations in an interview with Us Magazine, talking about the Playboy shoot in which she bares her ass, and calling it classy. I do love the warped reality of slutty celebrities. It is the only thing keeping us in nipple slips, up skirts, and nude centerfolds.
The premier episode of īKeeping Up With The Kardashianīsī aired in the US, and demonstrated just how īnormalī the Kardashians are. Totally normal, assuming that normal families have 10 year olds working stripper poles as if they were born to the profession.
And of course, there is another Kim Kardashian sex tape coming out. The folks at Vivid claim to have īfoundī new tapes of Kim, personally I think someone has been spending some time on the set lately, slutting it up in the name of increased revenue. But thatīs just my theory, and Iīm a cynic. A dirty, dirty cynic failing to believe in the spontaneity of sex tapes being released at the same time a reality tv show debuts.
Britney Spears tried to make the news by running some guyīs foot over, but really who care anymore. Perhaps if she actually knocks a whole bunch of paparazzi over like bowling pins, then weīll have something worth really talking about.
Thatīs it for this week, stay tuned for more Hollywood madness.
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