Kid Rock Takes White Trash To A New Level
Article by Hope Alexander
October 23 2007. Article viewed 1287 times.
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Kid Rock sure is classy. He has been arrested for fighting in a Waffle House. Apparently someone at the Waffle House recognised a woman who was consorting with Kid, and a brawl ensured. Of course it did. Kid will always throw his fists around in order to retain mating rights to his women. If this was the dark ages, Kid Rock would be a hero. He would also still be a total douchebag, but that sort of thing mattered less back then. Pretty much everyone was a douchebag, and that is an actual real fact. From a history book and everything.
Anyway, Kid Rock was released a few hours later and continued on his tour. Why do they even bother arresting people anymore? They never hold anyone, they just let them stew in the cells for a bit for letting them roam the streets to repeat their idiocy again and again. Surely they should take steps to curb violent tendencies in repeat offenders? In the same amount of time it took to process the guy they could have, like, I donīt know, castrated him. I hear that makes people much less likely to fight.
And because Kid Rock is fugly, enjoy the pics of Pammy before she got old and turned plastic...
  
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