Queens Of The Internet Sex Tape
Article by Hope Alexander
October 28 2007. Article viewed 64023 times.
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Sex tapes are what makes the Internet great. Before there was porn there were simply a few oversexed geek types hanging out in Usenet forums while the rest of us ran around outside and tried to make fire by rubbing sticks together, and painted pictures of deer and bears and things on cave walls. (The Internet is like, really old, right?) Then, one day, seemingly out of nowhere, a geek posted a picture of a naked lady, and Internet porn was born. IF it werenīt for porn, it is very possible that the other great Internet institutions we have come to know and love would not exist. Imagine that. No porn, no Google. No porn, no Yahoo. No porn, no Wikipedia... the list goes on.
Let us give thanks to just some of the women who gave up their bodies for Internet sex tapes, and who have richly reaped the rewards thereof.
Pamela Anderson The lovely lady that really made Internet sex tapes big. Before Pamela and Tommy Lee got down and dirty on that boat, sex tapes were dead in the water. Hardly anybody bothered making them or watching them at all. Itīs even possible that the sex drive of the human race as a whole was diminishing. Then these slutty revolutionaries came along and made sex cool again. Thank you Pammy and Tommy!
Watch the Tape here (18+)
Paris Hilton Two sex tapes that launched a thousand business ventures. If Paris Hilton hadnīt been royally screwed by the guy that is currently Pamela Andersonīs husband, where would her career be? I doubt the phrase īThatīs Hotī would be trademarked, thatīs for sure. She might not be making upwards of 200 million dollars every year either. Thatīs right. Two hundred million dollars. Every year. The wages of sin may be death, but apparently the wages of sluttiness are millions and millions of dollars. Its sickening really.
Check out some of Parisī work here (18+)
Kim Kardashian When Kim was making her sex tape she knew she had to be different. She knew she had to break new ground. If she didnīt sheīd be no better than the millions of other Paris wannabes out there. So she got peed on. Thereīs nothing like human bodily waste to take erotica to the next level I always say. Now whether that next level is upchucking whilst in mid self fondle (which is another fetish probably best not spoken of here), or cumming like youīve never come before is all down to your own personal set of perversions.
Check out some of Kim in action here (18+)
But did Kim stop there? Apparently not. Vivid Entertainment (the fine fellows who ignored the ladyīs wishes in the first place and made a huge chunk of change off her ass) has announced that there are more sex tapes to come. Kim certainly has been very careless with her sex tapes. Most people would probably keep theirs somewhere safe, she seems to have just dropped hers off in a bargain bin somewhere for the next person to find. Whether the next sex tapes will be released is slightly dubious, as Kim is threatening to sue, then again, its a bit late for that. Sheīs probably just trying to get more money for her efforts, and fair enough too.
But before we end this here, let us not forget the unsung heroes of the sex tape. All those nameless buxom young barely legals and MILFs baring their asses and chests for the splashy cum drippings of strangers in order that we might sleep just a little more soundly at night. Some of them are exploited teens, others are dirty housewives who just cant resist a gang bang, and still others are intrepid young ladies all too willing to sacrifice themselves by impalement on īmonster cocksī. Bless you, bless you, every one.
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