Rachel Ray Bitten By Dog
Article by Hope Alexander
March 07 2007. Article viewed 726 times.
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The cook became the meal recently, when Rachel Ray managed to get herself bitten by a dog at Union Square Park. She was at the park with her dog “Isaboo” (winner of the cutseyest name award), when another dog approached and became aggressive. If Rachel Rays dog possesses anywhere near the same levels of pointless perkiness that Rachel does, I think we can all see why.
The dog was repelled by a group of owners, but returned to attack Rachels dog. Other dogs jumped in on the action, and as Rachel Ray saw the pack of dogs going for it, she decided the smart thing to do was to wade on in there. She was then bitten by one of the dogs.
A nurse at the park checked Rachel out and determined that she was fine. This is because Rachel Ray is clearly possessed of super human powers that enable her to be bitten and bounce back with no fear of infection whatsoever. Either that, or we are going to see some much more foamy cooking going on in 30 Minute Meals. Stay tuned kids, this could get interesting.
  
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