This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
October 30 2007. Article viewed 6270 times.
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Another week in Hollywood has been and gone, and the celebrity life is as crazy as ever. Kim Kardashian remains so hot right now, and Britney, well her mad antics continue to attract attention for all the wrong reasons.
The good news first though, Kim Kardashian´s Playboy pictures have finally surfaced, and well, they´re pretty much as you might expect them to be. An airbrushed as all hell Kim looking very slutty indeed without actually flashing anything too terribly important. Her face is a bit weird in some of them, then again, who is really looking at her face, huh?
In other Kim news, the sexy new socialite/amateur porn star on the block turned 27 this week, which was the perfect excuse to put on a really tight dress and head out to dance all slutty.
The Spice Girls announced that they would get completely naked on their global tour, so if you have tickets, keep an eye out for some saggy post pregnancy Spice Girl bodies. Yummy.
Jessica Biel was in the news this week, though instead of being noticed for her big ass, she was noticed because she acted like a huge ass, hitting a photographer with an umbrella and leaving herself wide open for a law suit. Smart move Jess, smart move.
Heidi Klum revealed to Oprah and the world that she is a total slut for a big package. I guess we all know what she sees in Seal now.
Oh yeah, there was Britney news this week too, then again, when is there not Britney news these days. She allegedly got herself some new lips, which is totally what she really needed. Her life will probably be much better now that her lips are full of collagen, or ass fat, or whatever the hell they´re using to plump up lips these days.
She was due back in court as well, in an attempt to win back shared custody of her kids, which she tried to do by changing elements of her outfit in every break, and sharing her great desire to see her children again with reporters, saying: “Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!”, which is the sort of thing all good mothers of small children say. Britney failed to regain joint custody and drove off in a huff, almost collecting a few passersby on the way.
Paris´ trip to Rwanda was put on hold, or canceled for all time, by the Rwandan organization that was to host her and her little media circus. No real reason was given for her trip being canceled, so one must assume that Rwanda just doesn´t want Paris anymore than any other country does. This would be the second place that didn´t want Paris, if you recall, she was also banned from the Oktoberfest because the drunken Germans thought that she brought the tone of the event down.
Those were the highlights of this week, stay tuned for more insanity in the coming days!
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