Jennifer Lopez Getting Fat, Not Making Any Money
Article by Hope Alexander
November 01 2007. Article viewed 2526 times.
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I guess it is kind of fortunate that Jennifer Lopez has managed to get herself knocked up, because it looks like her career as a pop star is pretty much over anyway. Her label are not happy with her because she costs well more than she makes these days, due to the fact that her make up alone costs $8000 a day. That´s right, eight thousand dollars a day. Which makes me wonder, what the hell does she look like without make up? I´m pretty sure special effects movie make up doesn´t cost that much per day. Does Jennifer Lopez even really exist? Or is she just some midget in a Latina suit?
Apparently her last album cover cost $60,000 in hair and make up, which basically means they could have just grabbed any girl off the street and given her an assload of plastic surgery and made her look like J Lo for that price. After all that expense the album barely sold 53,000 copies. Which is probably because she´s old, and kind of a bitch, and has furry animals skinned (probably alive) to make that stupid ass fur she wears and sells.
Here are some pics of her before she got old and fat, but she still looks pretty stupid in them.
  
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