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Victoria Beckham Ordered To Eat Food

Article by Hope Alexander
November 07 2007. Article viewed 1149 times.
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Victoria Beckham doesn´t really like to eat food. For the past few years she has appeared to exist on nothing but tea, collagen, and silicone. All that is over now though, now that she is going on a big world tour, she is going to need energy in order to perform. If she doesn´t eat, bad things could happen, like her head could just snap off her body due the inability of her oh so frail neck to support it.

That´s a common problem with people who are really skinny. You can lose weight from most of your body, but its that skull weight that´s hard to shed. You can try to compensate by having most of your brain removed, but even then things still don´t look quite right.

The Daily Mail reported that a source allegedly said: ´She isn´t too happy about the plan but understands that it´s necessary.” That´s just as well, otherwise the Spice Girls management would probably have had to force feed her like one of those unfortunate French Geese.



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