Paris Gets Hers
Article by Hope Alexander
November 09 2007. Article viewed 1188 times.
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Paris is getting sue happy these days, and a while back she filed a suit against Hallmark for using her likeness on one of their cards. Hallmark ainīt no pussies though, and they responded to the suit wit a motion to dismiss, claiming that Paris brought it on herself. The motion read: Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodistīs pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.ī
I love legalese, you can call someone a publicity seeking whorebag and totally make it sound respectable. This isnīt the only business that Paris has threatened to sue, you might remember the Canadian porn store that Paris ran amok in after finding posters advertising her sex tape in the window. Hmm... now thereīs a word for all of this, what is it again? Oh yeah, Karma. Enjoy Paris.
  
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