Britney Spears was dragged into court again today because she has missed eight out of fourteen drug tests. Britneyīs lawyer argued that was okay because Britney is a pop star with a number one album, and the judge simply didnīt know what that was like. Kevin Federlineīs lawyer, on the other hand, claimed that Britney lived in a âparallel universe.â
Iīm not entirely sure what the point of all these hearings is anyway, Britney only gets to see her kids three times a week, and all her visits are fully supervised. Besides, its not like she even really interacts with the kids when she has them anyway. Instead she just straps them in the back seat and drives them around to various Starbucks outlets and chandelier stores.
Those kids are going to grow up with vague memories of being virtual nomads several times a week, and a weird psycho sexual attraction to iced lattes.
