Jennifer Lopez Shocks
Article by Hope Alexander
November 10 2007. Article viewed 3117 times.
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Guess what everybody! The reason why Jennifer Lopez looks like a walrus today is actually because she is pregnant. She broke her ´secret´ to fans at a recent concert in Miami, where her fans had the good grace to pretend to be surprised and amazed. She said: ´Marc and I are expecting,´ then paused periodically to graso at her stomach and say: “You don´t mind if I catch my breath for a minute.´
Apparently the announcement came as a surprise to her husband, Marc Antony who said that he hadn´t known she was going to talk tonight. I guess she needed to explain the reason why she´s ballooned and can no longer really race about the stage. It´s kind of interesting how these stars are super rich and super famous, but they have to work just as hard as any pregnant peasant woman would. What happened to taking a break?
And yeah, in case you were wondering, those are recent pictures, apparently she always wears that damn butterfly costume when she performs now. Oh, and I´m not saying that the second ´upskirt´ picture shows that she´s wearing a diaper under her clothes, but she´s wearing a diaper under her clothes.
  
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