Hugh Hefner Was A Fat Kid
Article by Hope Alexander
March 11 2007. Article viewed 504 times.
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I knew it! I knew Hugh Hefner had some secret shame, and now it has been leaked from the old man´s lips for all the world to hear... Hugh used to be a badly dressed chubby guy. Oh my god, can we believe this? Yes, yes we can. What I can´t believe is that he managed to loose weight and get some sense of style without going on Oprah and crying about his traumatic childhood.
As the story goes, Hugh was like many boys who date girls who then leave them for other guys. Where Hugh differed from other boys is that he got dancing lessons, changed his clothes and became a womanizing millionaire, making money off the flesh of the women he had felt slighted him all those years ago as a boy.
If he wasn´t so financially successful, this would be written up in a psychology journal somewhere. Does Hugh secretly hate women? Is this is revenge on womankind? By dating multiple girls and exploiting others to make millions, is he sating some deep seated desire to get back at this girl?
If so, revenge has never been so lucrative...
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